Will's Sprite


A mishap during an attempted prototyping of a KFC bucket resulted in not one, but two dead animals finding their way from the freezer to the Kernelsprite. Thus, Guineyotesprite was born. This product of two dissimilar animal minds produced a hyperactive, cowardly predator with a playful side and an utter lack of knowledge about anything other than animal things. Guineyotesprite lacks the intelligence to convey knowledge in a sly or subtle way, or even in any comprehensible way, resulting in Will needing to parse animal metaphors to get a clue about what’s going on.

Guineyotesprite attacks with fangs and claws in close quarters, and at long range flings balls of wood chips at attackers.


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